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I'm always making food for you kids. Why don't you cook for me for a change!?!
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The Wood
We got all excited about watching ourselves on REALITY TV! But we so didn't know that "reality" TV is TOTALLY FAKE!
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Holy Mole-y!
We've recently found out that a lot of our Hollywood Arts friends have very weird moles. Who knew Kwakoo had a mole of Texas on his bicep! And there's more...
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The Wood
While filming "The Wood," we learned a few things: Reality TV is fake, Festus has a jank car, and Sinjin's a dork!
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excited
Got some big plans for the Grub Truck in 2012. I'm changing Mystery Meat Monday to Mystery Meat Wednesday! Always an adventure!
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lonely
Where is everybody? Is school closed this week? Please let me know so I can eat all these burritos myself.
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proud
I'm proud to announce that the Grub Truck has now gone 14 days without a food poisoning incident. It's a new record!
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wazzed
I hate people who bring their own lunch to school. It's like you guys don't want me to be able to afford cable.
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annoyed
Today's Special Is: Nothing. Why do you Americans think you deserve something new every day?
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annoyed
I'm out sick today so the Grub Truck is closed! Please stop knocking on the window. It's annoying.
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slimy
Has anyone here ever tried frog's legs? Wrong! If you've had the "chicken" at the Grub Truck... then you have!
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$$$$
Today's Grub Truck Deal: Buy 2 chicken tacos, get one more chicken taco at the same price!
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hungry
I used to give out Yerbanian gravy to trick or treaters. But for some reason, kids don't come to my house anymore. More for me!
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$$$$
Got a ticket this morning driving The Grub Truck to work, so I'm raising the price of burritos to help pay for it. $orry.
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