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hungry
I'm always making food for you kids. Why don't you cook for me for a change!?!
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excited
Got some big plans for the Grub Truck in 2012. I'm changing Mystery Meat Monday to Mystery Meat Wednesday! Always an adventure!
Mood
lonely
Where is everybody? Is school closed this week? Please let me know so I can eat all these burritos myself.
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proud
I'm proud to announce that the Grub Truck has now gone 14 days without a food poisoning incident. It's a new record!
Mood
wazzed
I hate people who bring their own lunch to school. It's like you guys don't want me to be able to afford cable.
Mood
annoyed
Today's Special Is: Nothing. Why do you Americans think you deserve something new every day?
Mood
annoyed
I'm out sick today so the Grub Truck is closed! Please stop knocking on the window. It's annoying.
Mood
slimy
Has anyone here ever tried frog's legs? Wrong! If you've had the "chicken" at the Grub Truck... then you have!
Mood
$$$$
Today's Grub Truck Deal: Buy 2 chicken tacos, get one more chicken taco at the same price!
Mood
hungry
I used to give out Yerbanian gravy to trick or treaters. But for some reason, kids don't come to my house anymore. More for me!
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$$$$
Got a ticket this morning driving The Grub Truck to work, so I'm raising the price of burritos to help pay for it. $orry.