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I submerge my submarine sandwiches in a bucket of water before serving them. It makes them more like a real submarine.
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The school won't let me set up a giant pigeon trap on the roof of the Grub Truck. Such a shame, pigeon meat is delicious.
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Did you know that you're not allowed to keep chickens in your apartment in LA? What kind of backwards city is this?
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What should I serve at the Grub Truck this week? Ravioli, Grilled Cheese, or Fish-Eye Jelly? They all sound so good I can't decide!
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Still in Hawaii living it up! Anyone want me to bring them back something?
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Going on Vacation to Hawaii!!! My family wants me to come to Yerba, but that place is a dump.
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Hey Buddies! I, Festus, am on TheSlap. Come to my page for all the latest Grub Truck news.

The Grub Truck will be serving Filet Mignon today to the first 2 lucky customers. The rest of you get frozen burritos. 

Don't believe the rumors. The Grub Truck DOES NOT have a rat infestation.